Current mood:

ditzy

my malfunction
A question to the universe at large:

What exactly *is* my malfunction? I mean REALLY! Contrary to popular belief I'm actually a serious person - I just happen to have a plesant disposition right? Er, and I take my humor seriously...

Anyway, I just pulled the AR-ism to end all AR-isms.

So, I'm walking through the WalMart trying to pick up some groceries to leave for the family because I'll be gone for a month. Oh - and I decided to fly rather than drive my 180K truck with no gages across the country...so I'm scrambling to get stuff done before I fly out in 6.5 days. And I just got back from Atlanta - and two of the kids had birthday parties last week - and we had a string of storms so bad I swear I saw an ark. So, I'm shopping and packing in my head when I see a buddy. He's having a problem with his upcoming wedding. The bride is petite and can't find a dress. They're in bad shape. A lot of people would have felt bad for them right? Maybe looked up a good dressmaker website perhaps?

Settle down - wait for it you know it's coming.

So, I'm making a wedding dress this weekend before I fly out...

Truthfully - you all knew it was gonna happen right? What *is* it with me?

Have to go - they'll be over in a few hours and I still have to finish chores.